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The Fish Tank Incident

Confession. I did something terrible, and instead of owning it, I decided to keep it a secret. But, as they always seem to do, eventually that secret came to light...

Once Upon a Time, I Was The Best Damn Tuba Player

Here's something you didn't know about me. Once upon a time, I was a really damn good tuba player. The best, even. But I threw it all away because... Teenagering is tough.

An Awesomely Pointless List of My Random Thoughts

Ever since my kid has been big enough to tie quintuple-knots in my shoelaces, I’ve kept a list of my casual observations of life and the people in it. This is the first half of that list.

Burning Down My Parents’ Basement – Well, Almost

It was me. I was responsible for burning down my parents' basement. Well, almost. This is the story, and what I learned about parenting from it...

My Broken Wrist and My Mom’s Huge Regret

This is the story of the time I had my wrist broken, how my mom made one big mistake, and how that has caused her a life of (what I consider) silly regret about it.

My Ass. Stuck. To a Log in the Woods.

I once got my bare ass stuck to a log in the woods. Literally. I couldn't pry myself off. And I learned some things from that experience...

The Unfortunate Nipple Incident

This is the very unfortunate story of the time I accidentally got my nipple ripped off at Scout camp, how it made me a celebrity, and what I learned from all of it.

Sweat, Blood, and Smears

You all shared your most embarrassing stories. This is one of mine... The time they organized a giant search party for me after I pooped my pants on a Boy Scout hike.

I Don’t Care How Much You Love Your Dog…

I’m telling you right now, I don’t care how much you love your dog, there are some things you don't want right in your face. Ever. Or maybe you do, weirdo.

“Lick It” My Bullies Then. My Bullies Now.

This is one account from my hundreds of experiences being severely bullied. And also how I happened upon my bullies so many years later, when we were all adults.

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Escaping Death

I almost died as a child. It happened before my memories started, and the stories were told so often they became real. But that doesn't do me much good when it comes to learning lessons, does it...

Working On My NOT To-Do List This Week

Working on my Not to Do List This Week
When I get into a lull or a rut, and when nothing on my to-do lists is getting done, there is one tool I use that works wonders. I call it my "NOT to-do" list.

This is the Truth Box – Week 40

This is the Truth Box
Remember. We're all fighting our own great battles. These are the secrets you've never told anyone. And what everyone else believes is the truth. All new.

My Pizza in China Had Moving Toppings – Also My Most Disliked Video Ever

This is the short video from when I went to China and ordered pizza, and the top was moving when it came out. It's also the story of how this was the most disliked thing I've ever shared.

How Much Wood Could Chucky & Woody the Woodchucks Chuck?

Woody and Chucky the Woodchucks
Whew. It took me three full days to write and memorize this whole thing, and then only about 80 or so takes to get it (close to) flawless. So now the questions is... Can you keep up?

When Karma Made Me Pay $51 to My Kid For Trying to Dupe Him

This is the story of how I just tried to dupe my kid in the name of teaching him a valuable lesson, and instead karma got me good. Karma got me $51 good...

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BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER.

When you ask 135,000 people for the best short jokes they've ever heard, you get a pretty dang awesome list. Come laugh like crazy with me today.

50 More Random Facts I Didn’t Know That I Didn’t Know

ALL NEW! I thought I knew everything. But... apparently I don't. Check out all these new fun facts I've accidentally learned over the past couple months.

Quite Possibly the Funniest 44 Insults Ever…

Sometimes the insults that come out of our mouths are so funny that they cease being insults and instead become hilarious entertainment...

16 Ways She Botched Our Marriage

After sharing 16 ways I blew my marriage (my "don't blow it like I did" marriage advice list), I felt that half the puzzle was missing… Her role in all of it.

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29 More of the CREEPIEST Things Ever Said by Kids

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 29 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

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6 Dirty, Dirty Habits Way Too Many People Around You Have

After sorting through thousands of weird confessions, it seems nearly the entire human population shares some of these most bizarre and dirty secrets...

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Well… I’m Single Again. But Life is Good. Way Good.

Hm. I'm officially single again. The universe decided to dish up a special something that was out of our control. It happens. And this is why I'm not moping.

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28 Rules for Fathers of Sons

Alright dads, listen up. These 28 awesome rules will take you from Mr. Okay to Señor Fantastico. And they're all laid out right here, by who else, but a mom.