I’m still playing catch-up from last week, so I’ll share this for today’s Daily Extra post: 16 funny, witty, important, and beautiful quotes about… divorce.
I was researching quotes to possibly include in last week’s 16 Ways She Blew Our Marriage, and I came across so many that made me laugh, smile, or nod my head in whimsical sympathy, that I decided to just share my favorites with you that had to do with divorce. Tomorrow, I’ll share my favorite quotes about marriage to balance things out.
I actually put this together before writing Why the Chappy Thing Was so Humbling for Me Yesterday so I’d say the timing is perfect.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. ~Unknown
A divorce is like an amputation. You survive it, but there’s less of you. ~Margaret Atwood
Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. ~Robin Williams
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. ~Johnny Carson
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. ~Wendy Liebman
You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they’re worth it. ~Henny Youngman
Marriage isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. ~Larry Gelbart
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out? ~Unknown
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