Yesterday, I shared 16 fantastic quotes about divorce. Today, let’s balance that out with 16 funny, witty, important, and beautiful quotes about marriage. Sound good?
Enjoy. I’ve separated them into funny and serious quotes because they all have their place in inspiring us.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. ~P.J. O’Rourke
My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce. ~Joyce Brothers
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ~Albert Einstein
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married? ~Barbra Streisand
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ~Michel de Montaigne
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner
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