**DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND IN NO WAY AM I ACTUALLY DISPENSING FINANCIAL ADVICE**

Okay, I’m not generally one to dish out the financial advice, but today I thought I’d give you all a tip that will make you rich, as long as you follow the plan exactly. The moment you stray from this plan, you’re on your own.

What a lot of you don’t know is that I have spent thousands of hours over the last few years studying the stock market. I have learned more than anybody should ever know, and today I am going to share a secret with you that has the potential to make you rich. The nice thing? You don’t have to know anything about the stock market.

This golden quickie is one that you can read, absorb, and implement all in less than 10 seconds. It’s fool proof, and guaranteed 100%. And here it is:

Watch everything I do in the stock market, and immediately do the opposite.

That’s it. If you can manage that, you’ll make a fortune.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing Lost His Shirt Too Many Times to Count

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!