Do you know what time of year it is? It’s that time of year where animals start coming out of hibernation. Of course, when I think of animals hibernating, I think of bears. And, to be honest, I sometimes wish I was one.
Think about how awesome hibernation is.
You get to sleep without anybody bugging you. For months. No phones ringing. No dogs barking. No alarm clocks. You just sleep through… everything.
You don’t have to go out in the freezing cold snow. In fact, you get to skip winter altogether.
You get to gorge on whatever unhealthy crap you want the entire rest of the year.
You wake up one morning and you’re magically skinny.
No need for the gym. No need to fight an impossible diet. No need for new clothes.
Seriously… the life of a bear ain’t so bad. They’ve got a few things figured out, that’s for sure.
Imagine if everybody hibernated for just one winter. It would end the obesity problem and there’d be a lot less grouchiness going on, too.
Yeah, I’m going to try that this year. From here to winter I’m going to stuff my face with whatever I want. Then, I’m going to stay in bed until spring. It’s a fail proof plan, methinks.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing