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On SDL’s Facebook page, I posted a simple question on Monday. “What is something you’ve found yourself saying to a child that you never thought you would? The answers that came in have had me rolling on the floor ever since. Here are a few of them for your uninhibited laughing pleasure.
- Because I said so.
- Please don’t lick your sister!
- If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
- No No! We don’t eat poop!
- Please stop licking the TV!
- Please take your hand out of your bum.
- Me: “Because isn’t an answer.” My daughter: “Why?” Me: “Because.”
- Don’t use your brother as a stepping stool.
- Stop playing with your brother’s penis!
- Stop eating your spinach and eat the rest of your dinner!
- Don’t pee on the dog!
- No, I’ll pick my own nose, thanks.
- We don’t brush our teeth with toilet water!
- No sitting on the table without pants!
- Exactly how did you manage to bite your tongue in half… lengthwise?
- I hope when you grow up you have a child that acts just like you.
- Pee in the toilet not the trash can.
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"No, sweetie. Putting on clean underpants will not make you sparkle."
"Get that out of your vagina!"...I say that ALL the time. Who knew daughters would be so explorative. Lol
I have said don't play with your brothers penis to my 5 year old girl (he's 8 and they were in the tub together for the LAST time).
I did have to tell my son not to poop in the yard. Potty training, at least pooping was a challenge for him.
My kids are adults now, so I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my leg at all these lines!!!!!!
My mom always told me "If anyone ever hurts you as bad as you hurt yourself, I'll kill them!" (I'm super clumsy!)
I never thought I'd have to tell my son "Quit smacking my butt and saying 'oh yeah yeah babe!' everytime I change my pants" That's going to embarrass him when he's older!
"No barking!!!" As my 5 year old ran around the beach barking at the top of his lungs to the birds waiting to steal our lunch.
Please stop spanking your butt and putting yourself in time out
If I could get through the day without seeing or talking about a penis, I'd be happy!