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So, the “Caught-Red Handed” photo contest ended, and I have to say… I really loved the photos that came pouring in over the course of the contest! I thought for today’s post, I’d share some of my favorites with you! Enjoy!

There’s a reason why they have the term “soft
as a baby’s bottom.” Babies work hard at it!
Somebody better clean that up before Mom comes home
and questions Dad about why there’s lipstick on the bed.

I’m kind of wishing I left the baby powder down where Noah could reach it.
I feel like I missed out on some pretty great photo opps!
Call me crazy, but that doesn’t look like washable marker.
Nothin’ funner than a baby dipped in Elmer’s Glue!
What? You think it was me who drank your smoothie?
Every parent wants their kid to keep their nose clean.
“I thought everything through except for the excessive crunching.”
Vandalism will take it out of anyone.
Didn’t quite think that one through, did ya?
Go ahead, pull the handle…
At least they stayed within the lines.
Isn’t this an essential rite of passage for every baby?
Where claustrophobia is born.
I’m mostly impressed with how evenly spread the lipstick is on the face.
Honey, I knew drywall putty wasn’t a good birthday present.
Insert your own line. Any line will do. Busted.
Rule #1. Don’t leave evidence behind.
A lot of women pay a lot of money for clay masks.
Finger painting all by yourself! What a big boy!
Sweetheart, maybe next time we shouldn’t leave giant bags of white powder
laying around where just anyone can find them.
“Good morning. I’m making pancakes.”
Honey…
Just put it all back in the bag. We can still use it.
Note to self: Family Size = Bigger Mess, More Money
Relax. Nobody will see this except everybody.
You had to wait for school picture day, didn’t you!
Don’t take too much pleasure there, little man!
Official egg tester. “So far, every egg has failed the break-proof test, mom.”
And is it just me, or does this look like a cute baby version of Jim from The Office?
“I can’t decide if I’m happy or ecstatic. Or maybe that marker I ate is getting to me.”
Please tell me that’s not what it looks like it might be.
Walk like an Egyptian…
“You weren’t supposed to come back until
the cat had taken care of this for me.”
Size doesn’t matter.
At that age… it just makes sense. So why not?
More baby powder? That’s it. I’m putting a bottle out for Noah.
The contest was “caught red-handed,” but you’re right.
Pink handed is much cuter.

Of course, there were a lot more that were more than awesome and I could have used. Thanks everybody for participating! It was a lot of fun!

If you haven’t checked out the current photo contest yet, do it! It’s all about Moms!

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing


PS. Which were your favorites?

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!