As I was digging deep into Google to put together the “Real Dan Pearce” post, I found not just one, but two past blogs that I once started, wrote a few entries, and then for some reason stopped. Funny thing is, I had completely forgotten that either one of them ever existed. So, this week I thought I’d share some of those blog posts with you (some have been slightly edited).

The VortexI believe that there is a vortex of space in every home where things disappear to, and only the innocent hands of a child can reach into that space and pull them out. There is certainly no other way to explain it…

The light fixture and ceiling fan in my bedroom can be turned on and off with a remote control. The problem is, if you turn it off with the remote control, no matter how many hundred times you stand there like a dummy and flip the switch, the light won’t come back on until you use the remote control again. This is usually an annoying at worst system… until you losethe friggin’ remote control. Then, you’re just stuck in the dark until you can find it. 

Once I lost the remote control while the light was off, and you better believe I turned the house upside down trying to find it on at least five occasions. I looked under and flipped over every object in the house trying to find the thing. After all, a man can only take so many stubbed toes. Alas, it was gone and I was due to have bloody stumps on the end of my feet for the rest of my life.

Six weeks later, Noah was playing on my bed as he often would, and suddenly the light turned on. I looked over and there he was, happily playing with the remote control. Where did he get it? There was only one place he could have gotten it… the vortex.
Of course, it’s not always as complicated as I’d like to think. Sometimes things go randomly missing and I find them in his diaper or down the leg of his pajamas. Maybe I just hadn’t noticed the remote control wedged somewhere while I was changing his nappy. Who knows. All I do know is that it is freaky. Very freaky.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing
Originally posted on another, forgotten blog.
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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!