This is me with one of my best friends, Dave. You’ll remember him from the big Hillbilly Hoe-Down (and lots of other posts).

We switched hats one night at the request of others that wanted to laugh at us were hanging out with us.

Yeah, our heads are THAT different in size.

I have a freakishly HUGE head. Dave has a little teeny tiny head. We both like our own heads for our own reasons.

I mean, Dave can do this weird thing where he puts his hands in some weird pretzel shape over his head. You can only do that if you have a little tiny head.

And me, I can take a 2×4 to the head and not even be phased. This skill comes in extra handy when you’re at a bank or something and robbers come in swinging 2x4s. You can only take a 2×4 to the head if you have a freakishly huge head.

Dave can fit his head into gopher holes. I can’t do that.

I can use my head to plug massive leaks in dams. Dave can’t do that.

Dave can climb under beds to reach fallen objects that for me are way out of reach thanks to my big head making entry impossible.

I can take a 2×4 to the head. Oh wait, did I already mention that?

I forgot.

Too many 2x4s to the head will do that to you, I guess.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. Would love your big-head little-head comments today! Heck, you can even share your medium head comments if you want.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!