So, the cute baby picture contest just ended. Nearly 600 of the most spectacularly funny, cute, and pissed off babies had me laughing for hours while I sorted through and edited my favorites for today’s post. When I was done, I had 223 that I couldn’t live without. Then I somehow slashed that down to 174. And then eventually I gritted my teeth and got it down to 150 even.

The problem is, I LOVE BABIES. And every single one of the pics I wanted to keep and share in an SDL post. But let’s be honest… 600 pictures… that’s a lot to sort through as a reader.

So, I’m going to do five afternoon posts over the next 2-3 weeks with 30 of my favorites in each one. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Every single one I found myself narrating or giving my voice to the baby. So, I might as well continue that here!

For some reason I always pictured vikings to be a little less... fluffy.
For some reason I always pictured vikings to be a little less... fluffy.
I love how babies arms are shorter than their entire heads.
I love how babies arms are shorter than their entire heads.Now admit it... you just held your own arm up to see how it compared.
"Dude! A little privacy here, please!"
"Dude! A little privacy here, please!"
Just. Sweet.
Just. Sweet.
"Shhhh... this'll be our little secret."
"Shhhh... this'll be our little secret."
"Yeah... that's right... I just wiggled myself all the way in here."
"Yeah... that's right... I just wiggled myself all the way in here."
I've decided this may actually be my favorite picture from the contest. EVERYTHING about it is... perfect.
I've decided this may actually be my favorite picture from the contest. EVERYTHING about it is... perfect.
I think every baby should be put on a get chubbier diet. This world needs more chubby babies!
I think every baby should be put on a get chubbier diet. This world needs more chubby babies!
He must have just watched the end of the World Series.
He must have just watched the end of the World Series.
Giraffe babies have a major advantage over human babies when it comes to seeing over high stuff.
Giraffe babies have a major advantage over human babies when it comes to seeing over high stuff.
"Excuse me? Were you listening at all? What did I JUST say?"
"Excuse me? Were you listening at all? What did I JUST say?"
Come on... how did ANYBODY pull of a picture like this. Priceless.
Come on... how did ANYBODY pull of a picture like this. Priceless.
See those cheeks? I wanna pinch 'em. Bad.
See those cheeks? I wanna pinch 'em. Bad.
Post Thanksgiving dinner.
Post Thanksgiving dinner.
Be a tiger. Show me your ferociousness. That's it. Yeah.
Be a tiger. Show me your ferociousness. That's it. Yeah.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!