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A Parenting Riddle

I have a parenting riddle for you…

Q: What do you get when you rent out a big room for a birthday party, fill it with candy, give all the five year olds free-reign, and then send them into a movie theater together?

A: You get this.

And, if you did well on that quiz, you might do well on this one.

Q: What do you get when you leave the movie theater and head back into that same room with the unlimited candy?

A: You get your big head forced into a little gift bag. That’s what you get.

Mike & Meryn, that was one of the most fun kid birthday parties I’ve ever been to. Thanks for the laughs! Noah had a royal blast.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

24 comments
Endang Tri
Endang Tri

Be a parent are natural, but to be a good parent are extraordinary. Regard to you all.....

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

Having worked at a movie theater for almost 4 years, kid birthday parties like that were some of the worst things we had to deal with, lol...

Kdrausin
Kdrausin

Hey, it looks like my teenage son's room!

Joseph
Joseph

Remind me not to work at a movie theater where kids are allowed. Because DAMN.

MiriamJane
MiriamJane

i am rolling with laughter right now!!!!! I cannot tell you how many times I have been the one with the bag on my head!!! hahaha

 

Jenie Johnson
Jenie Johnson

a quickie you say? why thank you, id like that very much!

Wilma S Cohen
Wilma S Cohen

You sound like such a fun dad. Years from now, you will be the one your son's friends remember with fondness .

Sarahfina Gallagher Aldeane
Sarahfina Gallagher Aldeane

dear god, i hope there was nothing but super hyped 5 year olds in that theatre, well, and the fools who pumped them full of candy.... or else some people probably hate you right now... lol

Alysia Carew
Alysia Carew

The best party I ever had for my kid was at the swimming pool. He came home and crashed out. It was AWESOME!

Erica Miller
Erica Miller

Best. Dad. Ever. You are so silly, I love it!

Amy
Amy

You are freakin adorable

caroline;)
caroline;)

That photo explains why you rent out a big room for a birthday party, rather than have them all in your house!  Miss kid parties. Love kids all candied up, they are so much fun and happy.

 

ChristinaMarie1
ChristinaMarie1

ooooohhhhhhh  myyyyyyyy  Wow.  I thought the Fried dough, popcorn, cotton candy, candy filled pinata and the treasure chest cake was a mess...all in 1 room.  But, this is a trump.  Holy schmollly.  Btw, I LOVE YOUR POSTS!  You have inspired me.  You sweet angel is GORGEOUS!  I think it's awesome that you and his mom (And step dad) do stuff together.  I think it's awesome that you blogged about your blogging, in turn teaching me and making me want to blog...so now I have Facebook, twitter, myspace, posterous, tumblr, wordpress, Klout, Branchout, google plus and school feed.....  I am a social media mess!!!  BUT, I think you are awesome and I love this.  I'm trying, that's all we can do, one foot forward.  Love love love your blog posts!  Keep your head up, ignore the negative, SMOOCH THAT PEANUT and carry on Wayne!

 

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Lots of love!

Chrissy

Hope4TheBest
Hope4TheBest

hahahaah.... glad i didn't have to clean up that mess!!!! looks like all the kids had a good time ;)

 

katers
katers

LOL-been there and done that. Hope everyone left good tips!

albrektsond
albrektsond

Hahahaha.....those are great photos! lol!