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Cue Jaws music. We’re gonna need it.
Picture this… you’re sitting on the John, doing what every human being on earth does (don’t pretend you don’t!).
You’re flipping through your favorite bathroom reader, wondering just how many germs are on it after all these years.
You get nice and comfortable after finding an epic article about the battle in the early 1900s between Kellogg’s and Post. We’re talking riveting stuff.
And then, out of nowhere…
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
A blood curdling scream!
(Cue the screamy part of Jaws).
This is exactly what happened this morning as I did my daily business.
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