Cue Jaws music. We’re gonna need it.

Picture this… you’re sitting on the John, doing what every human being on earth does (don’t pretend you don’t!).

DUH DUH

You’re flipping through your favorite bathroom reader, wondering just how many germs are on it after all these years.

DUH DUH

You get nice and comfortable after finding an epic article about the battle in the early 1900s between Kellogg’s and Post. We’re talking riveting stuff.

DUH DUH

And then, out of nowhere…

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH

A blood curdling scream!

(Cue the screamy part of Jaws).

This is exactly what happened this morning as I did my daily business.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!