See this? It’s called an Apple Pear.

Yep, it’s a new hybrid fruit that’s half apple, half pear.

I found ’em at Costco, which means I had to buy a whole bunch of ’em just to see what they were like. I won’t lie, I thought they would rock my world.

But, not even close…

As it turns out, there’s a reason why these forbidden fruits didn’t evolve on their own. They’re just not very good at all.

Now, if the super-scientists ever want to make kiwi/strawberry hybrids, I’d be all over that!

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. Have you tried apple pears? What was your opinion? If you haven’t, do they sound good to you?

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!