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Once upon a time, not too long ago… These five friends set out on a hike to the Brighton Lakes.
Somehow, somewhere along the way, our group of five turned into a group of three.
But that really has no significance for this story except that I thought you’d want to see our three sexy bods.
This is really the story of this moose:
NOT this sexy guy.
And how the two men in the picture above pissed off this moose to where she tried to murder them.
See, these two guys were idiots.
Big idiots. One had a big ol’ camera strapped to his neck and the other had a fancy camera strapped to his chest. And for some reason, they both felt that holding these things made them professional outdoorsy guys. Or something like that.
And they left the girl sitting on the rock.
And they crept around the lake, closer to the moose.
And twenty feet away wasn’t close enough for these idiots. They wanted unobstructed photos of this mama moose and her calf that she was hiding in the brush behind her.
So, they crept closer.
And the moose looked at them as if to say, “what the hell are you doing?”
And they crept closer.
And the moose got annoyed.
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