Ion: A boat tube with four giant balls on its corners, made for silliness and fun. See a picture here (it’s the most fun boat toy ever).

Brothers: young or grown, a group of males who feel that pain and torture are an exciting and essential part of bonding.

King of the Ion: a game in which brothers try to prove who’s toughest by pushing each other off of an Ion while being towed at high-speed.

Labor Day: an American holiday in which people take off work to go play at lakes.

Formula we should ALL remember: ion + brothers + king of the hill + Labor Day sunshine = one seriously broken toe.

Ouch. To the max.

I brokeded it real good. But it was worth it.

Back to regular posting tomorrow.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing (the gimp)

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!