Ion: A boat tube with four giant balls on its corners, made for silliness and fun. See a picture here (it’s the most fun boat toy ever).
Brothers: young or grown, a group of males who feel that pain and torture are an exciting and essential part of bonding.
King of the Ion: a game in which brothers try to prove who’s toughest by pushing each other off of an Ion while being towed at high-speed.
Labor Day: an American holiday in which people take off work to go play at lakes.
Formula we should ALL remember: ion + brothers + king of the hill + Labor Day sunshine = one seriously broken toe.
Ouch. To the max.
I brokeded it real good. But it was worth it.
Back to regular posting tomorrow.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing (the gimp)