Oh… my… Gosh.
Good gracious tenacious capris.
My heart is still pounding out of control.
I just went to take a bag of trash outside (in the almost pitch black), and I found the body of a woman in my dumpster.
I screamed and jumped five feet straight backward when I saw it. This is a picture of what I saw. And no, I’m not making this up.
Upon closer examination (which I felt obliged to do before calling the cops), it turned out to be a buck-naked mannequin.
All I have to say is… damn the person who put that thing in the dumpster. I’m not going to be able to sleep for a week.
Welcome to apartment living, Dan.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing
PS. What would you do if you saw this in your dumpster?
PPS. Those first three lines above… replace them with sailor’s language if you want to know what I actually said when it happened.