Oh… my… Gosh.

Holy… crap.

Good gracious tenacious capris.

My heart is still pounding out of control.

I just went to take a bag of trash outside (in the almost pitch black), and I found the body of a woman in my dumpster.

I screamed and jumped five feet straight backward when I saw it. This is a picture of what I saw. And no, I’m not making this up.

Upon closer examination (which I felt obliged to do before calling the cops), it turned out to be a buck-naked mannequin.

All I have to say is… damn the person who put that thing in the dumpster. I’m not going to be able to sleep for a week.

Yeesh.

Welcome to apartment living, Dan.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. What would you do if you saw this in your dumpster?

PPS. Those first three lines above… replace them with sailor’s language if you want to know what I actually said when it happened.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!