BONUS! how do I put this? When she gets scared, she more often than not needs physical reassurance of the safety that she’ll only feel in the arms of her big, brawny, tough, macho man.
EXTRA BONUS! after doing the gross and scary things, you get to stand up and scream, “are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!” (name that movie.)
BONUS! appreciated wives show their appreciation for it in much more private settings, like the bedroom. And by appreciation, I mean they’ll surprise you with that incredible nerdy electric tie rack that spins.
Oh, and probably sex, too. I hadn’t even thought of that.
That’s a lot of dirty marriage laundry to air out in front of the world. I’ll probably never get a date now.
Love you all. Thanks in advance for sharing all these botched-it-big-time secrets of mine with others (you know, if you found value in them).
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing
PS. Would love your comments on today’s posts (I do read every one of them). What do you agree/disagree with? What advice would you have added? What would your bonuses for that advice be? And, what is your opinion as to why so many people connected with and shared this list?
UPDATE 11/03/12: At your request, a printable version of these lists was made available to download.