Day two of Las Vegas has come and gone. This morning I ninja’d that sunshine and slept till almost eleven. And now, I’m laying here in bed and I have a bit of a headache. I couldn’t *possibly* guess why.
I learned some more information about Vegas yesterday, and figured I better share it with you before this vacation gets too far underway and I can’t remember any of it at all.
Here are some more facts about Vegas. If you missed yesterday, be sure to read that, too.
FACT: There are some amazing deals in Las Vegas if you’re looking for high fashion. Like this premium shirt. Which I really regret not buying right now.
FACT: You should never play in a poker tournament at Binions. There is this one guy who will also be playing at your table who will take all your money away because he has “better cards.” Whatever that means.
FACT: There is a tattoo parlor Downtown (a.k.a. Gehttoville, a.k.a. getchyerselfshotville, a.k.a. awesomeville) called, you guessed it, Downtown Tattoo. This is a great place to go if you’re touring Vegas and want to see stuffed cats.
FACT: If your girlfriend passes out, it’s perfectly normal to load her up onto the handlebars of your bicycle and take her through busy traffic to wherever you need to get.
FACT: Las Vegas is the city of seriously high ambition.
FACT: When you go to the Hofbräuhaus, you will be coerced into holding up a stein full of beer in an insanely awesome testosteroney competition.
FACT: You will come in third place out of twelve people proving that you are the man.
FACT: You probably are low on testosterone and you are probably not the man if you use the word “testosteroney” to describe your experience.
FACT: Your hotel door won’t open at three AM if you are repeatedly inserting your key into the wrong door.
FACT: It is really scary to turn onto a busy one way street in Vegas going the wrong way.
FACT: When you tell your blog readers to come join you for some table games, just about anybody could show up.
FACT: Only awesome married moms will actually show up. And isn’t Vegas best done with a bunch of married moms?
FACT: Las Vegas moms are crazy. They make you *do* things.
FACT: If you visit Las Vegas, you will leave with a new tattoo that you got with the friends you just made (who also all got one). It’ll be about the size of a pencil eraser and will remind you forever that the world is full of crazy moms who’ll do pretty much anything on a dare.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing
Omg!!!!! I so wish I had been in Vegas to come get a tattoo with you! Now I wanna see the tat Dan!!!
I think everyone gets a tattoo in Vegas.
OMG Dan! Looks like you are having an awesome time! Go one day without shitting my pants LMAO! Made my day!
Lets see the new ink! Please!
Haha wtg crazy married moms!!! Random other fact? What happens in Vegas might not stay there if you meet up with crazy single dad with a great blog ;)
@Canadian chck LOL I don't think that rule applies to locals, sadly :P
What's your tat?
Would have loved to visit while you are here...... but we are getting our asses whooped this weekend at work and my tooties are too tired to party...... Glad you're having fun tho!
This is truly funny stuff!! It's makes me want to go there! ......you work for Vegas?
So, are you feel those visit (to Vegas) extend your insight ?
when do we get to see your tat?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours... ;D
Sorry you missed our married moms weekend last weekend! If we'd known about YOUR trip we would have waited!! Have so much fun!
Love this!
This post is great. Sounds like exhausting fun spiked with hangovers. I too can contest to the "crazy Mom". Seems they all have it in them. It's just unleashed seldomly. Unfortunately. : )
Now this is so cool! How many can say they met an author of a blog they enjoyed reading!! Well including the 3 in the picture, not very many. Looks like great times! Btw that looks like a painful place to have a tattoo. Was it or am I just a wuss?
@sniptheelf. Was for the cat : )
So when Noah wants a tattoo you won't be able to say NO!
@buschmiller LOL
Awesome!
Work Security in a casino for six months and you will have stories like this to last you a life time. LOL
@Cynthia Balzomo security in casino, must of been intense.
Lol Dan I lived in Vegas and this is all true. Show me your tattoo and I will show you mine... And where did you get your ink?
LOL!
Come on, Dan! We single moms have a right to see the tatoo!!!
That's it, I'm going to Vegas baby!
I want to see the tat!
@tai right? Why did't he post a pic of the Tatto? What the hell could it possibly be? Maybe it's inappropriate, hence why he didn't share. : )
OH MY! LOL
Are you getting ink done?
Glad you're having so much fun, you deserve a good testosteroney belly laugh or two. Any chance we'll get a blog post about what Noah has been doing while dad's way having fun.
Married moms bring the party because they get to go out and party about once a decade. We make the most of it when we do go out.
At least your not in that tatoo parlor getting a Prince Albert!
@Edward Myhro LOL
*snort* really needed this giggle & absolutely wish I wish was in las Vegas right now sounds silly and fun! Enjoy :)
Ohh boo Dan! We wanna know! :P
Want to see that tatoo!!!!
I want to know why you only came in 3rd and didn't take the whole thing? :D
are u sure the guy moving the passed out gf wasnt moving a dead body? u never know in Vegas
Love it!!! Have a great time... no regrets!!!
@KelliSueBrown no regrets, except those damn hangovers!
Crystal, that's a secret I can only share with people in person. ;)
Bwahahaha! Love it :) Evidently, married moms bring the party! Duly noted!
Looks like you are having a great time! That shirt was...um..awesome? LOL
well now we all want to know what the tattoo is
Moms will do most dares because once you're a mom? Few things can scare you! Ha! I'm fairly certain that guy at the crosswalk is now living a life of regret for not joining the party!!
sounds like a lot of fun!!! ;)
Omg! That's great!!! Too funny that you got a tattoo :) I'm a crazy married mom and yea we are a bad influence. Lol!
Funny side note, Dan... Turns out the owner of the tattoo shop is my neighbor :P
That cat was creepy. Seriously. I'm not sure the photo does it justice.
@Dawn Partlow, I was thinking the same. I mean that thing is really stuffed? Yikes