Look. Pretty much all of us love Facebook. There’s no reason to lie about that or cover it up. Social networking is a fun and guilty pleasure that makes our lives so much more interesting. I mean, you get it all with Facebook. Drama. Laughs. Blunders. Whining. Romance. Getting on Facebook is like watching a special episode of Days of Our Lives guest-starring Jim Carrey, Betty White, Morgan Freeman, and that one creepy guy that shows up in every movie but no one knows his name.
That being said, some work needs to be done. Facebook has been around for what, eight years now? And as I scroll through my feed I can see that people still really need a quick lesson of how to phrase their status updates so that they don’t bore the world to death.
And I get it. I get that most of our daily lives are completely boring (mine is no different), and that we need to post at least something every day to let the world know that we’re still breathing. I just think we can all do it in a way that, you know, doesn’t suck. Hopefully this little guide helps.
SO Much Less Boring
When you’re excited about food.
When your lover was amazeballs.
When you just broke a sweat.
When you just realized how
bored you currently are.
When you realize your body is falling apart.
When your kid is the cutest ever.