A distraught woman calls 911 when she and her husband find themselves, get this, unable to undo her pants to go to the bathroom. The 911 Dispatcher attempts to walk them through a “less than normal” solution.
Haha.
Ummm…
Yeah.
My sister Amy and I found this app that records phone calls, and then we started goofing off with it, and then things led to things and I didn’t get a post written for today.
But, lucky you, you got this gem out of it. A fake call made to each other (not an actual call to 911). The byproduct of our stupidity creativity and ridiculousness awesomeness:
If you laughed and want more (hopefully shorter as we get better at it), we would probably oblige because we’re crazy like that.
Oh, and the amazing husband in the background is our bestie Jeff. He’s just about the best ever.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing
PS. If you do want to see more, let us know. Also, what are some other silly ideas for fake 911 calls?
TOOO AWSOME!!!
Great job! This was hilarious! Can't wait for more! :-)
(Also, what is the app that you used? I could see my friends and/or school theater members having A LOT of fun with this!
Your sister is a GREAT actress! LOVE THIS! HILARIOUS!
That was HILARIOUS!
omg! yes! hilarious!!!!
I'll use "Bam" it's like "Pam" only it's a knockoff spray. Hilarious!
That's the most ridiculous, silly, stupid thing I've ever heard! KEEP IT UP! ;-)
That was great! You folks are amazing! And funny BTW.
lol, I dont know how you all kept your voices straight without laughing. ♥ it
OMG!!! LOVE IT!!! I laughed so hard!!!!!
Why can't I share this! I want all my friends to hear it, and learn about your blog. Thank you for sharing "your true self" it's refreshing.
Haha! I love this! Totally made my day. What's the name of the app you used?
totes.redic.hilarity. :)
one day there some very loud, impatient knocking on my door, so I answered it to find a couple of uniformed officers responding to a "possible child in distress". Turns out my 6 year old had been practicing 'emergencies' at school with his class and wanted to make sure 911 knew how to get to his house. So he called and gave them directions!
Ha ha too funny!! We almost had to call an ambulance last week because one of our little ones put the potty seat over his head & it got stuck! Thankfully after smothering it in cooking oil we were able to get it off, but I was picturing what that phone call would have sounded like!!! Please please do some more of these. Your sister sounds awesome too ♥
That was epic! I can't believe it took me all day to get to this post. I kept putting it off for birthday party planning that's not even for another 7 months lol I just thought oh great we are going to hear some story about a stupid person calling 911 but no this was great!!! Definitely do more. Also fun fact! Don't call 9-2-2 that still gets you the police in Paris, TN, not sure about the rest of the counrty though.
"We both smoke but only on Christmas and Easter." LOL! Gold!
Burning your pants off works everytime in an emergency! Love it!
Bahaha!!! Love it :)
I love being a dispatcher.
A real local police log entry last week:
• On Feb. 3 calmed a mother-daughter dispute at a residence that had included the daughter dumping Jell-O on her mother.
This was AWESOME!!!!!!! I can't wait for more!! Ooohhhh, you could make it a weekly thing, like "Freaking, fantastic, fake, Friday?!?
Omg. I DIE!!!!! We both smoke, but only on Christmas and Easter, lmao...cause you know, that's how we roll on special holidays! Oh Lordy! Too funny! She's having a FLASHBACK!!!!! I can't take it, Dan, this is so crazy! Lol!!!
I laughed so hard I was crying, my daughter had to remind me to breathe!
Please do one where there's somebody pissed off and yelling with a "coach" in the background. That would just make my day as a call center rep. I was crying I was laughing so hard in my desk cubicle at work, trying not to laugh aloud at this one!
Dan, please oh please oh please let us submit our own!?
LOL!!!!
How do you come up with these things!?! Lmao!
I love this. People without a sense of humor need not comment.
Wow.. This was so funny!! I actually listened to this before you posted it - I was trying to find the exercise ball video on youtube and this was there. I laughed so hard. Just as funny today! The comments on FB made me laugh even more. Today is a good day. Thanks to you and Amy! Great fun!
LMFAO
AAAHAHAHA I was having a very tough week but this post COMPLETELY turned it around!! Thank you Dan and Amy. I work for 911/police/fire dispatch and have taken calls just like this! One hysterical woman called when she saw a mouse inside her car. She couldn't understand how it got in because "I always lock my doors!" Let me know when you need ideas for more 'calls', I could tell stories for days :)
@AmySarver lmao@i always lock my doors ahahahahaha
@AmySarver Hahaha, yes! And please, I'd love a list of them. :) [email protected]
@ Single Dad Laughing Dan, there's a Facebook group called 911: you can't make this shit up. and another called you called 911 for that you should check them out. I think you'd find them amusing
@AmySarver I like you!
I will bake them some cookies..... Hilarious !!!! Lmao
I'll bake them some cookies!!! Freakin' funnny!!!
Ohhhh my gosh, this is so well done. I laughed so hard, and I LOVE that a paramedic commented and said they get this kind of call all the time!! You make a very realistic dispatcher. Next time I can't get my pants off, I'm calling you.
@lanieree I will happily walk you through it.
Hillarious! Not sure how anyone could have not understood that this was fake. Better to be thought a fool than to post on FB and remove all doubt!
OMG. I laughed so hard I might have peed!
Oh. Wait. Yep. I did. Great job!! Too funny!
My sister really did accidentally call 911 once (she was two and messing around with the phone). Luckily, Mom was on the other side of the room and said her toddler "made a mistake call" before they sent anyone to check on us. Anyone else with toddlers ever had them call a really wrong number?
@KarenSummersActually yes. Except he was 6. There some very loud, impatient knocking on my door one day so I answered it to find a couple of uniformed officers responding to a "possible child in distress". Turns out my 6 year old had been practicing 'emergencies' at school with his class and wanted to make sure 911 knew how to get to his house. So he called and gave them directions!
@Brandi79 @KarenSummers My brother called 911 after they had a program at school that told them to call 911 in case of emergency. He was a very social child, so he called 911 when my mom left the room. They weren't happy....
The app is called "TapeACall". (You're welcome, Dan.)
Haha, thanks for the laugh!
As an EMT, this is hilarious. Also, sometimes real life isn't too far off from this!
Peace and love, people! Let's be friends!
@AmyPearce That was awesome. You're a great actress!