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911, THAT’S Your Emergency?

A distraught woman calls 911 when she and her husband find themselves, get this, unable to undo her pants to go to the bathroom. The 911 Dispatcher attempts to walk them through a “less than normal” solution.

Haha.

Ummm…

Yeah.

My sister Amy and I found this app that records phone calls, and then we started goofing off with it, and then things led to things and I didn’t get a post written for today.

But, lucky you, you got this gem out of it. A fake call made to each other (not an actual call to 911). The byproduct of our stupidity creativity and ridiculousness awesomeness:

If you laughed and want more (hopefully shorter as we get better at it), we would probably oblige because we’re crazy like that.

Oh, and the amazing husband in the background is our bestie Jeff. He’s just about the best ever.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. If you do want to see more, let us know. Also, what are some other silly ideas for fake 911 calls?

168 comments
TaylorNicole
TaylorNicole

Great job! This was hilarious! Can't wait for more! :-)

(Also, what is the app that you used? I could see my friends and/or school theater members having A LOT of fun with this!

KimHansen
KimHansen

Your sister is a GREAT actress! LOVE THIS! HILARIOUS!


Stacey Schwartz
Stacey Schwartz

I'll use "Bam" it's like "Pam" only it's a knockoff spray. Hilarious!

Helenback
Helenback

That's the most ridiculous, silly, stupid thing I've ever heard! KEEP IT UP! ;-)

Joseph Goodwin
Joseph Goodwin

That was great! You folks are amazing! And funny BTW.

momoftrixie
momoftrixie


OMG!!!  LOVE IT!!! I laughed so hard!!!!!


Rhonda Valdez
Rhonda Valdez

Why can't I share this! I want all my friends to hear it, and learn about your blog. Thank you for sharing "your true self" it's refreshing.

LauraNielsen
LauraNielsen

Haha! I love this! Totally made my day. What's the name of the app you used?

hgubisch
hgubisch

totes.redic.hilarity.  :)

Brandi79
Brandi79

one day there some very loud, impatient knocking on my door,  so I answered it to find a couple of uniformed officers responding to a "possible child in distress". Turns out my 6 year old had been practicing 'emergencies' at school with his class and wanted to make sure 911 knew how to get to his house. So he called and gave them directions! 

Leanne79
Leanne79

Ha ha too funny!! We almost had to call an ambulance last week because one of our little ones put the potty seat over his head & it got stuck! Thankfully after smothering it in cooking oil we were able to get it off, but I was picturing what that phone call would have sounded like!!! Please please do some more of these. Your sister sounds awesome too ♥

Crystal Rivers
Crystal Rivers

That was epic! I can't believe it took me all day to get to this post. I kept putting it off for birthday party planning that's not even for another 7 months lol I just thought oh great we are going to hear some story about a stupid person calling 911 but no this was great!!! Definitely do more. Also fun fact! Don't call 9-2-2 that still gets you the police in Paris, TN, not sure about the rest of the counrty though.

Christy
Christy

"We both smoke but only on Christmas and Easter." LOL! Gold!

Charity Schadel
Charity Schadel

Burning your pants off works everytime in an emergency! Love it!

mrsmaple
mrsmaple

A real local police log entry last week:
• On Feb. 3 calmed a mother-daughter dispute at a residence that had included the daughter dumping Jell-O on her mother.

Krista M Bradley Stark
Krista M Bradley Stark

This was AWESOME!!!!!!! I can't wait for more!! Ooohhhh, you could make it a weekly thing, like "Freaking, fantastic, fake, Friday?!?

EricaMiller
EricaMiller

Omg. I DIE!!!!! We both smoke, but only on Christmas and Easter, lmao...cause you know, that's how we roll on special holidays! Oh Lordy! Too funny! She's having a FLASHBACK!!!!! I can't take it, Dan, this is so crazy! Lol!!!

ealexandraki
ealexandraki

Please do one where there's somebody pissed off and yelling with a "coach" in the background. That would just make my day as a call center rep. I was crying I was laughing so hard in my desk cubicle at work, trying not to laugh aloud at this one!

Karis Pugh
Karis Pugh

I love this. People without a sense of humor need not comment.

Danielle W
Danielle W

Wow.. This was so funny!! I actually listened to this before you posted it - I was trying to find the exercise ball video on youtube and this was there. I laughed so hard. Just as funny today! The comments on FB made me laugh even more. Today is a good day. Thanks to you and Amy! Great fun!

AmySarver
AmySarver

AAAHAHAHA I was having a very tough week but this post COMPLETELY turned it around!! Thank you Dan and Amy. I work for 911/police/fire dispatch and have taken calls just like this! One hysterical woman called when she saw a mouse inside her car. She couldn't understand how it got in because "I always lock my doors!" Let me know when you need ideas for more 'calls', I could tell stories for days :)

Andrea Medina
Andrea Medina

I will bake them some cookies..... Hilarious !!!! Lmao

Penny Moore
Penny Moore

I'll bake them some cookies!!! Freakin' funnny!!!

lanieree
lanieree

Ohhhh my gosh, this is so well done. I laughed so hard, and I LOVE that a paramedic commented and said they get this kind of call all the time!! You make a very realistic dispatcher. Next time I can't get my pants off, I'm calling you.

JD Christiansen
JD Christiansen

Hillarious! Not sure how anyone could have not understood that this was fake. Better to be thought a fool than to post on FB and remove all doubt!

foxngigsmom
foxngigsmom

OMG. I laughed so hard I might have peed!

Oh. Wait. Yep. I did. Great job!! Too funny!

KarenSummers
KarenSummers

My sister really did accidentally call 911 once (she was two and messing around with the phone). Luckily, Mom was on the other side of the room and said her toddler "made a mistake call" before they sent anyone to check on us. Anyone else with toddlers ever had them call a really wrong number?

Amy Pearce
Amy Pearce

The app is called "TapeACall". (You're welcome, Dan.)

Jennifer Sams Dollman
Jennifer Sams Dollman

As an EMT, this is hilarious. Also, sometimes real life isn't too far off from this!

AmyPearce
AmyPearce

Peace and love, people! Let's be friends!


ealexandraki
ealexandraki

Dan, please oh please oh please let us submit our own!?

Single Dad Laughing
Single Dad Laughing moderator

@AmySarver Hahaha, yes! And please, I'd love a list of them. :) [email protected]

Brandi79
Brandi79

@KarenSummersActually yes. Except he was 6. There some very loud, impatient knocking on my door one day so I answered it to find a couple of uniformed officers responding to a "possible child in distress". Turns out my 6 year old had been practicing 'emergencies' at school with his class and wanted to make sure 911 knew how to get to his house. So he called and gave them directions! 

crusherbevdr
crusherbevdr

@ Single Dad Laughing   Dan, there's a Facebook group called  911: you can't make this shit up.   and another called  you called 911 for that  you should check them out.  I think you'd find them amusing

Nada
Nada

@Brandi79 @KarenSummers My brother called 911 after they had a program at school that told them to call 911 in case of emergency. He was a very social child, so he called 911 when my mom left the room. They weren't happy....