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How to Be the Best Girlfriend EVER

Yesterday, we delved into the #BestBoyfriendEver tag on Instagram and we learned just what it takes to be one of the hundreds of thousands of best ever beefs. Which I was. Because The Farmer’s Daughter said so. Click here to read that post if you missed it.

Today, let’s see what it takes (according to Instagram, which is never wrong) to be the best girlfriend EVER via the #BestGirlfriendEver tag.

I found some good ones for sure. After I waded through hundreds of pics of food, that is. And here they are.

How to Be the Best Girlfriend EVER (According to Instagram):

Best Girlfriend Rule #1: Use lots and lots and lots of emoticons.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #2 – Scrapbook your “sweeter” moments.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #3 – Do, umm, whatever this is.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #4 – Anyone can pull hoes. Try spelling correctly when you have a women.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #5 – Don’t let him jack up his sewing. You want him playing those video games day in and day out.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #6 – Leave your phone unattended for him to find once in a while.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #7 – No rule. Leave your own caption in the comments below. LOL.

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Best Girlfriend Rule #8 – Be his mother for the day.

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48 comments
michesith
michesith

Half of those shouldn't count because the girlfriend tagged herself as the bestgirlfriendever. I don't count those. 

RachelKline
RachelKline

That third photo that you posted, she's planking.  I don't know exactly why that makes her the best girlfriend ever, but hey, whatever tickles his pickle, I guess.  ;)

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modernmom23
modernmom23

Can you make a proper duck face without Pringles?  Just asking...

X
X

This guy I work with used the #bestgirlfriendever tag the other day (on FB). Let me set the scene:

He is an overweight, whiny, overly dramatic teenage girl trapped in 40 year old man's body. He is the most manipulative, back handed, juvenile.... he's just obnoxious & not a nice person. I pretty much avoid him as much as possible. He met a woman online, they have been together about two months.

She bought him a brand new, fully loaded, luxury SUV that costs upwards of $60,000 (US). She's also taken him on multiple vacations.

Everyone has independently come to the same conclusion: karma doesn't exist lol 



Bee Havin
Bee Havin

I think that it would have been a good idea to not go with the best girlfriend ever. Especially since these are so lame.

Amanda Jenkins
Amanda Jenkins

Let's try starting with not tagging YOURSELF as 'bestgirlfriendever' because it seemed most of those tags were the girls calling themselves that.......proof that we think we are way more awesome than our significant other does. :D


Ms. JJ
Ms. JJ

Rule #3 - She's planking. Its a thing.

CrissyLance
CrissyLance

Pft!  I'm the best gf ever!  I can work two jobs, have two kids to school on time, buy a book at Barnes & Knobles at lunch and a couch pillow so he can read on the couch AND a funky John Lennon doll for his desk, bring home KFC cause I psychically knew he needed fried chicken, schedule him a haircut because he needs one while at job number two and give him a full body massage after dinner and the kids are in bed.  Ok maybe my guy is horridly spoiled, but still...I'm pretty awesome.

Rebecca Price
Rebecca Price

I.Am.So.Old. (because that entire post I was like...okay, when's the funny part?)

SillyMe
SillyMe

The one thing that is apparent between yesterday and today is that guys are so much easier to please then girls are :) That and duck faces are still funny!

pam410
pam410

WOW! Yesterdays post was just hilarious, today's was better. I seriously can't stand duck face pictures. (shuddering) I am so glad my child only uses twitter and not FB or Instagram. I could only imagine.. (makes me shudder again).

I do believe my fave was the room cleaning one, second of course is the bong one.

MarybethEadie
MarybethEadie

It must be love when you clean his NASTY room! Or...she's just snooping.

Sheryl Jones
Sheryl Jones

#9 is bit passive aggressive... Is it just me, or are the best boyfriends ever 'better' than the girlfriends?

myfabulesslife
myfabulesslife

I totally LOVE this post!  I love clicking on # and seeing the ridiculousness that people post :D  And I pray to God Instagram isn't around when my daughter becomes a teenager ;)

SaraNeukirchner
SaraNeukirchner

Did anyone else notice that most of them were tagged #bestgirlfriendever by the GIRL!!! 

joybyrd1433
joybyrd1433

By far my favorite was the chick who wrote on the calender "the day he did the dishes....twice."  Greatness.  I used to always say "mark this day on a calendar" when something unprecedented like that happened.  Of course, in my current relationship, my sweet boyf would probably be the one marking the calendar when I did dishes or laundry, esp.  haha

Natalie Tracy
Natalie Tracy

Interesting how half of those best girlfriend ever tags were made by the girlfriend about herself.

MJBrewer
MJBrewer

These are the reasons I don't have a boyfriend, I suppose.  :)  Oh well.

Maddysmom
Maddysmom

THank you for entertaining me while I'm at work...doing much of nothing

Josi Lauver
Josi Lauver

Looks like she smelled something bad.

Nathan Tompkins
Nathan Tompkins

For one they wouldn't make a duck face for a photograph pose....

MJBrewer
MJBrewer

@X  I knew a girl named Karma who definitely existed, but I doubt she'd want any leftovers of this relationship. Fat, whiny and overly dramatic teens must be in. Unfortunately I'm way too old to fit that mold.   :(   

 Instead I'll wait to win Publisher's Clearing House.  I just know my name is next!    :)

lngrid
lngrid

@Amanda Jenkins That's what I thought too!  "So you cleaned the dude's room and TAGGED YOURSELF?!?!"

Runeteller
Runeteller

@Ms. JJ 

Correction.

A few stupid teens with nothing better to do tried to make it a thing....

They failed.

Runeteller
Runeteller

@Ms. JJ 

Correction, A few stupid teens with nothing to do tried to make it a thing... They failed.

joybyrd1433
joybyrd1433

@SaraNeukirchner yes, i was just coming back to make this very point.  the boyfriend ones were tagged by the girl... and the girlfriend ones were the girl nominating herself usually.  lololol!!!!

MJBrewer
MJBrewer

@joybyrd1433 Isn't it funny how women remember the deeds men do while men remember when women "do the deed"? 

Single Dad Laughing
Single Dad Laughing moderator

@Maddysmom What else would you do at work? Work? Nah. It's Friday.