Today we continue our quest to really learn what it takes to be the Best EVER at something.

We’ve delved into the Best Boyfriend Ever, the Best Girlfriend Ever, and the Best Grandpas Ever. Today, let’s explore what it takes to be the best HUSBAND ever. You know, according to Instagram.

How we arrive at the rules below are simple. I share the photos from Instagram that have been tagged #BestEVER.

Today’s tag:

#BestHusbandEVER

And here’s how the best husbands ever do it. So, pay attention hubbies!

Rule #1: You can never go wrong with bribery when you’re in the dog house.
Rule #2: Remember. She doesn’t want the latest and greatest.
Rule #3: Pretend to rub her feet while you watch your game.
Rule #4: Don’t kill her critters.
Rule #5: Send her <ahem> suggestive photos.
Rule #6: Meat. Every. Woman. Wants. Meat.
Rule #7: Publicly share your more <ahem> naked moments.
Rule #8: Scare the living crud out of her.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!