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How to Be the Best Boyfriend EVER

Yesterday I surprised The Farmer’s Daughter at work with some chocolate covered yumminess. And guess what… it made me THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!

How do I know? Because she tagged it in her Instagram.

#bestboyfriendever.

No, really. She did. Look.

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And we all know that Instagram tags never lie.

Out of curiosity, I clicked on the tag #bestboyfriend ever. I expected there to only be pictures of me. After all, there can only be one BEST boyfriend ever, right?!

Wrong.

Apparently there are hundreds of thousands of best boyfriends ever.

That made me a little sad. For a minute there I really thought I was the best boyfriend ever. But then I got over myself and started taking notes on other #bestboyfriendever pics. What does one actually have to do to become an Instagram #bestboyfriendever?

To save you all the hassle of researching it yourself, I’ve included my “incredible” findings starting on page 2.

This is how people become the best boyfriends ever.

48 comments
Kisa
Kisa

I don't like strawberries at all, but my favorite cake or cookies would be nice too! ;)

Gin Man
Gin Man

This is priceless XD

artlifefood
artlifefood

Hilarious! I gave my husband a manicure and he loved it! His cuticles were driving me nuts! I've requested to pluck his eye brows and chest hairs but that's where he draws the line lol

Marie Sandon
Marie Sandon

Better some love note, than none. Even if it's written in cheese paste ;)

Chris Clark Lowry
Chris Clark Lowry

My husband MADE me choc covered strawberries stuffed with cream cheese TWICE this week! They were almost as sweet as him and very delicious!!! Thank you my dearest Bob Lowry!

Corky44
Corky44

I have tried to paint  my used-to-be-boyfriend-now-husband's toes a bunch of times to no avail.  And this guy lets her paint them PURPLE?  I will have to use this photo to guilt my spouse into being more flexible. 

Erika Anderson
Erika Anderson

Hubby and I are *major* Seinfeld fans in this house. It's a form of language in our house.

singlemomventur
singlemomventur

Ha! This is great. Makes me want to do a #BestGirlfriendEver post on my blog :)

CrissyLance
CrissyLance

LOL those are very sweet, but at 41 I'm not counting on any of them.  I think the best boyfriend ever is one that really thinks about me and listens to me.  Also he must like Dr. Who, Star Trek and do an awesome Captain Kirk impression for you know those more private moments!  

Cari Dawn
Cari Dawn

Agreed! Whoever came up with it is a liar ;)

SillyMe
SillyMe

Well out of all of all of todays Best boyfriend evers,  I think that yours is the bestest. Although the flowers came in at a close second.  

JeanetteSmithLamb
JeanetteSmithLamb

If you have to have weed and a piece to sleep, you should move stat. just sayin.


KatherineKyte
KatherineKyte

I wonder what the qualifiers are for #BestHusbandEver? I wonder if they're more demanding than being a best boyfriend ever...haha! 

tjswink
tjswink

I almost spit my coffee at "he left me weed".....

SavR
SavR

Any guy that gets me a pig is a winner in my book.

sweettartsarah
sweettartsarah

Number 9 really creeps me out...  I would NOT be pleased find that waiting for me at home...

hgubisch
hgubisch

Wow...just wow! No worries, Dan! You did good :)

Stefany Tyler
Stefany Tyler

I completely agree with "just her torture you it's all she really wants"

Cari Dawn
Cari Dawn

These are hilarious! Points for not getting white chocolate strawberries. yuck!

Tracy Wunschel
Tracy Wunschel

I seriously love your blog more and more each time!!! Awesome work!! :)

Misha Rodriguez
Misha Rodriguez

this is so cute! I think its just always about remembering to be silly & doing little things for the one you love!

clfoote53085
clfoote53085

Haha - definitely needed that today! Dan, you always know how to make people smile! #bestbloggerever

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

Seems like it is all about cheese.....squirtable cheese....mac and cheese......MORE squirtable cheese......

Red Angell
Red Angell

Or you can buy her a coffee mug with a chalkboard on it and write little messages on it all the time...he always makes me smile; which of course is the real secret.

SandyMommy
SandyMommy

Bwahahaha, this made me laugh so hard. SHARING!

SiobhanP
SiobhanP

Number 9 is silly putty, not cheese paste. ;)

Junedeer
Junedeer

@Corky44 my husband lets our 6 yr old daughter paint his fingers and toes! :)

Single Dad Laughing
Single Dad Laughing moderator

@singlemomventur Haha. I already have saved images for #bestwifeever, #besthusbandever, #bestgirlfriendever. And you know what I say? There can't be too many #bestever posts. :)

LizBulmer
LizBulmer

@Single Dad Laughing I saw a tutorial on pinterest for DIY-ing it....or I'm sure some fancy shmancy boutiquey coffee shop would have it. Then again, there's always Google Shopping!