Remember how on Monday I shared that blog post about my chair getting leprosy (which not a lot of people read because, let’s be honest… how do you make someone want to click a link about a chair)?

Well, the week before last, the Farmer’s Daughter was over at my place, and we were looking at the poor thing.

I should also mention that we had just downed a somewhat large bottle of wine to celebrate my birthday, and we were both a leeeeeetle bit tipsy.

Anyway, this was the biggest of all the monstrosities, and when she saw it, the Farmer’s Daughter chimed out, “it looks like South America!”

name that spot

I should remind you again that we were both a leeeeeeetle bit tipsy.

Okay, we were a lot tipsy.

And I started laughing, and told her “that does not look anything like South America! It looks like a morbidly obese horse trying to gallop.”

Now that we are both thoroughly sober, we both agree it doesn’t look like South America or a morbidly obese galloping horse.

So, contest time. What is it?

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!