Dear people in my closest inner-circle,
You know who you are.
This debate has gone on far too long now. Why can’t you just admit that you’re wrong already? There are very specific candies that are best frozen, and others that should never be frozen, ever.
Since you seem to think it’s debatable, and since what you debate when it comes to this subject is usually so wrong, I’ve listed out the best five frozen candies below so that we can all just admit to the facts and end this examination already.
FIVE CANDIES BEST SERVED FROM THE FREEZER:
5) Peanut clusters
4) Peanut Butter M&Ms
3) Junior Mints
2) Kit Kats
1) Pretzel M&Ms
I’m sure when you see those written, they’ll make perfect sense to you and there will be nothing left to debate.
But to clarify further, I’ve also included the worst five below.
FIVE CANDIES THAT TASTE LIKE BUTT WHEN THEY GET PUT IN THE FREEZER:
5) Milky Ways
4) Peanut Butter Cups
3) Charleston Chews
I think it’s safe to say that these lists are, fair, accurate, and all-inclusive as will be evidenced by everyone who reads this agreeing with me 100% in the comments.