Monthly Archives: September 2013

Death by Pilates

Dan-Pearce
"Yay! I love when guys come to class!" our Pilates instructor said. "It's a great place to meet girls!" she said. Yeah right.

This is Beautiful You

Every Sunday I take the photos of you and the people you love, and I share them here because, well, I think we're all pretty dang beautiful.

The Chicken Incident

A loud, strange, and eery sound made its way from around the corner. What the crap was that? It almost sounded like a... What?! No... It couldn't be...

My Weekly Poem for the Trolls – #5 (A Lonely Week)

Trolls and Haters. Everyone says ignore 'em. I say, don't ignore them. Write beautiful poetry for them instead because it's a LOT more fun than simply pretending they don't exist.

On the Toilet when Disaster Strikes

Picture this, parents... you're sitting on the John, doing what every human being on earth does. And then, out of nowhere...

My Kid’s Booger Problem Just Got Personal

My son has had a little problem with nose-pickin' and nose-eatin' lately. And this time, caught mid-act, he acted in desperation and crossed a serious personal line.

Just Me. The Perfect Guy.

Bullied into perfection, the irony of having this blog, and a serious dose of my greatest and most recent imperfections... Because sometimes I just need to break out of what's starting to bind me down.

A Love Storm for… Tobi

Life hands us all plenty of sh!# storms. But how often does it hand us love storms? Let's change that together and make this person's entire month right now...

Why Do You Ask but Never Question? Oh, yeah. That’s Why.

My whole life I was basically told to ask but never question what I was always taught. In fact, questioning things was *scary* and it's only now that I realize why...

Turns Out Being a Stay at Home Parent Isn’t All that Much Work at All

I just had the chance to play the part of "stay at home dad" to a bunch of kids. When it was all done, I couldn't help but tell their mom the biggest lie of my life...

This is Beautiful You

Every Sunday I take the photos of you and the people you love, and I share them here because, well, I think we're all pretty dang beautiful.

My Weekly Poem for the Trolls – #4 (My Big Moment that I Guess I’m Not Supposed to Share)

Trolls and Haters. Everyone says ignore 'em. I say, don't ignore them. Write beautiful poetry for them instead because it's a LOT more fun than simply pretending they don't exist.

Busted in the Airplane Bathroom

Okay, confession session. I discovered something awesome about airplane bathrooms, and I got busted big time for it... By the prettiest girl I may have ever seen in my life.

I was never supposed to be on the Katie Show. Not really.

This past week I was a guest on the Katie Couric show. This is how it happened, how I almost botched it, and why I was never supposed to be on it at all.

Truth from Parents of Children Who Died

More than 200 parents of children who died shared with me some very hard truth and incredible perspective on parenting, coming from a place we all hope we never see. These are 40 of their replies.

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Quit Being So Damn Manly

“What’ll it be?” the bartender asked me. I looked around at the people surrounding me. A beautiful blonde. A tall good looking brunette. A guy with pecs that could crush me between them should I let my gaze linger too long.

Dad Fail #14

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