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I have to eat handheld food (toast, ice cream cones, etc.) symmetrically or my brain comes to a screeching halt. ~Anonymous
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Though I am in my mid-twenties and a teacher, I still pick my nose and eat my boogers. I know it’s gross, and I even tell my students not to, but it’s a habit I just can’t break! ~Anonymous
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I eat salsa and sour cream mixed with flaming hot cheetos wrapped in a tortilla. It looks like throw up but it is SO. GOOD. ~Anonymous
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I practice conversations alone in my car. Out loud. In different variations, and degrees. Just in case they go the way I think they might go, I will have quick and witty responses. ~Anonymous
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I smell my own armpits. I like the smell of my sweat. ~Anonymous
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I act out scenes from books as I read them… complete with different voices, arguing with myself, and doing whatever the characters are doing at that moment. ~Anonymous
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I think of emergency/escape plans for every room/building I walk into for a variety of situations (public shooter, terrorist attack, natural disaster, etc.). ~Anonymous
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I eat pickles smeared with crunchy peanut butter. It’s like heaven in my mouth. ~Anonymous
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I use my bath Loofah to clean my teeth. ~Anonymous
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I save my used, dried out contacts in a baby food jar. ~Anonymous

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