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Sometimes, I’ll buy a nice steak, take it home and then eat it raw. With a little salt. ~Anonymous
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When I’m doing my “own thing” at home, I have to listen to cats purring. ~Anonymous
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I used to eat the dead skin off my feet when I got nervous. ~Anonymous
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I like the taste of blood. ~Anonymous
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I use steak knives to cut the callouses and dead skin off of my feet. ~Anonymous
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When I’m eating something really delicious and I’m feeling relaxed, I subconsciously start dancing. ~Anonymous
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I tuck the pockets of my pants between my belly fat and upper thighs when I’m on the bus if I get too sweaty. ~Anonymous
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I scratch inside my belly button and smell it. ~Anonymous
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I still sleep with my baby blanket and a certain pillow, and it has to be facing a certain way when I use it. ~Anonymous
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I sniff my panties. ~Anonymous

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