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I sometimes sniff my boyfriend’s jeans at the crotch before washing them. I love his smell. ~Anonymous
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I make up names and back stories for the people I see every day on the train. Doris and Ricardo are my favorites. ~Anonymous
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I smell my tampons when I pull them out. ~Anonymous
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When I’m driving and smell a skunk I roll down my car window and take deep breaths in until I can’t smell the skunk anymore. I love how skunks smell. ~Anonymous
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I dance in the bathroom stall to get rid of nervous energy… The hard part is to be completely silent and make sure my feet don’t move. ~Anonymous
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I have to have my hubby rub my butt while I fall asleep. ~Anonymous
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I have to smell Miracle Whip every time I open the jar. I don’t know why. But I do. ~Anonymous
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I dance in the dark in my bathroom, lip syncing and pretending I am in the middle of a concert. I actually have named my fake band and know the names of my fake band mates. I am 37. ~Anonymous
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I like the smell of my own farts and I even Dutch oven myself. ~Anonymous
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I used to collect my ex-husband’s belly button lint. I had quite the collection before we separated. ~Anonymous

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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