MailboxNot too long ago I was at a grocery store, and a very sweet, very old man in line told me that he “went to the mailbox today and out dropped a giant dog turd.”

I told him I would be happy to offer him my ninja skills to bring justice to the perps.

He just chuckled an old man chuckle and said, “oh, if barely pernicious dog turds are the worst thing I’m dealing with at this age, I’ll take a dozen of them, please.”

I told you he was sweet. And I still believe some ninja somewhere needs to take care of this.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!