I told him I would be happy to offer him my ninja skills to bring justice to the perps.
He just chuckled an old man chuckle and said, “oh, if barely pernicious dog turds are the worst thing I’m dealing with at this age, I’ll take a dozen of them, please.”
I told you he was sweet. And I still believe some ninja somewhere needs to take care of this.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing