We’re all normal.
And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. All that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have making me feel weirdly normal ever since. Hahaha. Enjoy. Oh, and PS. One of these is my own.
Everytime I sit on the toilet I say “what’s your name?” I have no idea why. ~Anonymous
I like to play with giant slugs and snails because I think the slime feels cool. ~Anonymous
I like to look at random Instagram profiles and piece their life together through the pictures they take. ~Anonymous
I like to crumble a little tobacco from cigarettes into my sandwiches. I just like the taste. ~Anonymous
I “type” out words with my toes when I’m talking to someone. ~Anonymous
I have to look at both sides of my doritos before I can eat them. ~Anonymous
Whenever I get a bowl out of the cabinet, I have to put it over my boob before I use it. ~Anonymous
I have full blown conversations with myself in my head all day, EVERYDAY. Sometimes I accidentally answer questions that I ask in my head out loud. ~Anonymous
I stuff my dirty panties inside the legs of my pants that hang on hooks behind my bathroom door. When I’ve collected 5-6 panties, I wash them. ~Anonymous
When I know I will be alone all evening, I sit naked on my back patio and have a scotch and a cigar. ~Anonymous
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