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I love the smell of diesel exhaust. ~Anonymous
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If I am at someone else’s house and their toilet is really dirty I will pee in their sink instead… I can’t handle sitting on them! ~Anonymous
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I sometimes trim my toenails with my teeth and chew the nail bits. ~Anonymous
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Whenever I go into a bathroom at someone’s house and the shower curtain is drawn closed, I have to peek behind it to make sure nothing is there before I can do anything else. ~Anonymous
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I’m 37 and I still pretend I am a spy sometimes. I even talk into my watch when I think no one is watching. ~Anonymous
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I love the smell of my husband’s breath especially after he drinks coffee and when he kisses me. ~Anonymous
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I like to eat frozen pizza without cooking it. It’s my favorite snack. ~Anonymous
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I’m afraid to close my eyes in the shower. When I do I feel like there is someone else in the shower with me, even though there isn’t. ~Anonymous
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On those rare occasions when it is dark out, and the road is utterly deserted except for me, I like to pretend that there is an apocalypse and I am the only person left around. ~Anonymous
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Anytime I have to call someone other than family and friends I have to do it in the car. I feel less nervous calling people if I do this. ~Anonymous

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