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I collect teeth. Human teeth. In jars. I even have a partial or two. I still don’t know why. ~Anonymous
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Every time I cook I pretend I’m cooking for my husband and kids and even have imaginary conversations with them. I’m single and kidless. ~Anonymous
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I have an imaginary group of friends/family in my head. When I get stressed, I cope by involving myself in their imaginary lives to escape my own life. ~Anonymous
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The number of toilet paper squares I use has to be divisible by 8. ~Anonymous
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Whenever I drink something, I count the gulps… It usually takes me 7-9 gulps to finish a 12 ounce glass. ~Anonymous
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I think that Bananas & Peanut butter is discusting but I LOVE Bananas and Mayo and even better Pinapple sandwiches (Pinapple, Bread & MAYO). ~Anonymous
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I have pretend relationships in my head with people. Some that I know, some that I don’t. ~Anonymous
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There is nothing better than licking cement when it first starts raining. That taste combined with that smell is magic. ~Anonymous
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I narrate my life in my head, as if I was writing it down in a journal or reading a book about myself. ~Anonymous
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I like to play Dance Dance Revolution naked in my room. I like the sound of my boobs flopping. ~Anonymous

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