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When I clean the dirt out from under my toes, I smell it before flicking it to the ground. ~Anonymous
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I watch YouTube videos of people popping pimples. ~Anonymous
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Before I eat taffy or peanut butter chews I put them between my boobs for a little while. It makes the candy so soft and warm. ~Anonymous
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I eat the ends of food, and all crust on the left side of my mouth, and everything else on the right. I also refuse to eat the ends of french fries. ~Anonymous
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When I let the dog out to potty at night, I also pee in the yard. I’m 45 and a female. ~Anonymous
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When I open Capri Suns for my kids I say “scalpel” and have them pass me the straw. ~Anonymous
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I love to sit in the shower and have a lovely glass of whisky while reading on my plastic-wrapped Kindle. ~Anonymous
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I secretly enjoy the smell of a day-old sweaty bra. ~Anonymous
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If I have a booger and no tissues or grass to wipe it on, the small pocket in my jeans becomes the snot pocket. ~Anonymous
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I love the way my boyfriend smells. I often steal one of his shirts that he’s worked all day in and stunk up. ~Anonymous

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