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I constantly test the shower water temp with my hand. Then when its good… I dry my hand off and get into the shower. ~Anonymous
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I like to talk to strangers, pretending I am someone else entirely. I make up entire identities with emotional back stories and all. ~Anonymous
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Sometimes when my fiance is sleeping, I take pictures of her feet. ~Anonymous
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If it’s raining outside, I can’t get dressed for the day until I apologize to my clothes first because I know they’re going to get wet. ~Anonymous
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Sometimes I pretend that I am being interviewed on a talk show (usually Ellen) while taking a shower… ~Anonymous
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I have to chew equal amounts on each side of my mouth. Also, if I touch something that has a strange texture with one hand, I have to do it with the other. ~Anonymous
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I pray for roadkill, and remove them off the road when I find it. ~Anonymous
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Sometimes when I’m going to the bathroom, I send flirty or sexy texts to guys I’m dating, and think to myself, “If you only knew what I was doing right now…” ~Anonymous
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My favorite feeling in the entire world is peeing in the shower. I’m a woman so its hard to admit to liking “dirty guy things”. ~Anonymous
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I like to run in front of my open windows completely naked and try not to ever get caught by passing neighbors. Something about it is so thrilling. ~Anonymous

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!