And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. All that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have making me feel weirdly normal ever since. Hahaha. Enjoy.
I always have to tap my elbow on the table before I take a bite of food. If I don’t, I can’t put the food in my mouth. ~Anonymous
At work I sometimes go to the washroom to take a nap on the throne. ~Anonymous
All the doors on my house have to be locked before I can poop. ~Anonymous
I like to pretend that I have control over automatic doors in stores, and that it’s my power that’s opening them. ~Anonymous
When boarding an airplane, I fart while I’m walking through first class while I make my way to my coach seat. ~Anonymous
I absolutely cannot turn on my headlights if I think another driver can see me do it. I have to pull into a parking lot and stop to turn them on. ~Anonymous
Sometimes I’ll wake up in the middle of a nice sleep to find that I have been holding one of my arms straight up in the air. ~Anonymous
I eat all the broken animal crackers first, including all the broken off pieces. Only after that can I enjoy eating the whole crackers. ~Anonymous
I only will use a bathtub if it is on the lowest floor. If it isn’t I’m afraid the floor won’t withstand the weight of the tub, water, and myself and I’ll fall through the floor. ~Anonymous
I narrate what I’m doing in my mind like a documentary…”she opened the fridge to get the milk”…”she fumbled with the keys as she opened the door” etc. ~Anonymous