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I love to eat salt. I buy extra course salt and eat it like Nerds. ~Anonymous
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I am terribly afraid people might be able to read my mind. I work in customer service and sometimes I get so nervous I find a reason to walk away. ~Anonymous
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I like to think that there are little men controlling my brain and that my head is organized like an iPhone. There’s the dictionary, factoid, personal (etc) apps. ~Anonymous
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I will eat an entire jar of dill pickles, just so I can drink the juice when the jar is empty. ~Anonymous
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I can’t leave or use toilet paper with a torn end, it grosses me out. I have to make sure it has a straight edge. ~Anonymous
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I have an irrational fear that I am going to lose my hands in some accident. So I taught myself to pull out my phone from my pants pocket, and how to text with my toes. ~Anonymous
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I eat sandwiches the exact same way every time. I position the bread correctly, and then take bites out in specific places in the specific order. I freak out if I don’t. ~Anonymous
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When I select food from a cafeteria or deli, I always pick the food that looks the lonliest…like it wishes it would get picked but never does… “today is your lucky day!” ~Anonymous
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When I am reading or talking in my head, I have to say the last word three or four times. No idea why, but it doesnt feel complete if i dont. ~Anonymous
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When putting on deoderant, I have to count how many strokes to cover my armpit. The other side has to be the same number. ~Anonymous

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