CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGEWeird confessions

21
I love the smell of dirty, sweaty socks. ~Anonymous
22
I try not to close my eyes in the shower because when i do i feel someone watching me. ~Anonymous
23
I sing a song (loudly) about my dog’s butt, while scratching his butt. And I laugh and laugh…. ~Anonymous
24
When I’m eating something, I have to smell every bite. I don’t know why. ~Anonymous
25
I crop dust my students on a regular basis and watch as they blame one another. ~Anonymous
26
I challenge myself to complete tasks in an allotted amount of time or “something of consequence” will happen. Like I have to make the bed before I can count to 40. ~Anonymous
27
I have to make sure volume levels that are displayed in number increments are either on an even number or a multiple of 5. ~Anonymous
28
I don’t do confrontation, so in my car, I argue with whomever I’m mad at. Out loud. To myself. I really let them have it! Then I say nothing when I see them. ~Anonymous
29
I have to put Blistex on my lips after I brush my teeth. Otherwise they feel like they are pulsing. If I don’t do it, I can’t sleep at night. ~Anonymous
30
I sometimes imagine I am an Emperor, but nobody knows who I am. While doing this I think, that person has no idea how much cooler I am than him/her. ~Anonymous

CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

1
2
3
4
5
Previous article10 Extremist Groups Who Need to Take a Holiday During the Holidays
Next articleMy Super Fit of Jealousy

Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!