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12 Fantastic Jokes About Dan Pearce and His Over-Bloated Vanity
1) Dan Pearce wants to be the center of attention so badly that when he goes to a funeral he’s jealous of the corpse.
2) Dan Pearce thinks of himself as a siren, but everyone he dates thinks he’s more of a false alarm.
3) Dan Pearce is one of those big shot bloggers who has to have two desks. One for each foot.
4) Dan Pearce suffers from migraines. Doctors say it’s because his halo is too tight.
5) Dan Pearce gets carried away with his own self-importance. Just never far enough for everyone else’s tastes.
6) Dan Pearce is the kind of guy you’d really like to run into sometime… when he’s walking and you’re driving the car.
7) Dan Pearce hasn’t been himself lately. Everyone has noticed the improvement.
8) Dan Pearce is good for people’s health. When they see him coming, they take long walks.
9) Dan Pearce is a nice guy. A nice guy to stay away from!
10) People like Dan Pearce don’t just grow on trees. They swing from them.
11) Dan Pearce is like a Christmas tie. Loud and useless.
12) Dan Pearce has a waterproof voice. No one can drown it out.
Everyone have a good weekend. And find a way to laugh at yourselves while you’re at it. Because laughing is more fun than brooding.
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing