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Star: That came out wrong. Way wrong. Don’t do that. Just don’t care about what anyone else thinks about it.

Dingo: I just love when you say the F-word. It makes me feel more normal and I want to giggle like a kid.

Star: I save it for those times I want to put my foot in my mouth and say the opposite of what I’m trying to say.

Dingo: Okay, I’ll work on that. I just feel so pressured sometimes. But can we talk about something else?

Star: Always.

Dingo: Not always. Sometimes you make me stay on topic. “Dan, don’t date 300,000 people at a time!” and stuff like that.  Gosh, you said date who I want, and you said it right after you said not to date 300,000 people at a time. What if I want to date 300,000 people. I’m going to be in quite the mental conundrum.

Star: Don’t be a smartass.

Dingo: You’ve been my therapist for a long time. You should have clinically diagnosed me as a smartass by now.

Star: It’s in your records.

Dingo: Really?

Star: No.

Dingo: Dang. That would have been awesome.

Star: What else did you want to talk about?

Dingo: Sex.

Star: What about it?

Dingo: It’s fun.

Star: I’m glad to hear that.

Dingo: Like, really, really fun. I think doing the Insanity workout has made it even better.

Star: Oh yeah?

Dingo: I don’t know. I haven’t gotten any action for a while. But I theorize and visualize and I’m pretty sure the Insanity Workout has upped my game.

Star: You’re weird.

Dingo: I know. But you’re my therapist and you’re not allowed to say that.

Star: I’m saying it as your friend.

Dingo: Thank you.

Star: You’re welcome.

Dingo: Can I talk about something else? You didn’t care about my new sex skills as much as I thought you would.

Star: We’re about out of time.

Dingo: Fine. So, tell me more of your insights on doing everything in my life alongside my fans. I’ve actually been struggling a lot with that lately.

Star: I know. And I thought they were called super peeps, Dingo.

Dingo: Now who’s the smartass?

———–end transcript———–

sigh.

When I go to therapy I joke a lot. Being my therapist is not without its challenges.

I’m pretty sure I actually do have good stuff going on when I make it to therapy.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

PS. I totally took Noah on a vacation last week (airplane and everything), and none of you ever heard a peep from me about it. I did it.

It was hard.

But I did it.

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he’s most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It’s an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!