We’re all normal.
And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. All that is normal. Believe me.
I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?
There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.
What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?
Your answers have making me feel weirdly normal ever since. Hahaha. Enjoy. Oh, and PS. One of these is my own.
If I’m eating off a round plate, no food can touch the others and I finish each food before moving to the next. ~Anonymous
I eat candies in sequence of color and amount. For example, a handful of Skittles, 3 red, 2 blue, and 1 green. I will eat all the reds first, then the blues, then the greens. ~Anonymous
I am extremely disturbed by clusters of holes. Woodpecker holes, honeycombs, wasps nests, etc. I feel sick and my skin crawls, even if I only saw it for a second. Don’t know why. ~Anonymous
I often tap out a rhythm on the table with my fingers, after which I must do the exact same thing with the other hand. ~Anonymous
I used to pretend that the girls I hated the most could see me through my eyes like a reality TV show, and that my life was so much better than theirs, and they’d get jealous. ~Anonymous
I am constantly counting in my head. 1 through 8 and then I start over. If I switch flooring, my last step MUST have been step #8. Even if I have to take a step back & tap my foot. ~Anonymous
Sometimes, when I get on the front car of the train, I think, “Welp, these are the people I die with in the event of a derailment.” ~Anonymous
While waiting in traffic I dance as silly as possible and pretend not to notice the strange looks I get. ~Anonymous
I love to daydream about horrible things happening or me dying because it makes me happy to think people may actually care or miss me. ~Anonymous
I have to put a washcloth over my eyes if I use a stationary shower head. I’m terrified that the shampoo or soap will run into my eyes. ~Anonymous
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