Why, am I in trouble or something?
Don’t yell even when you’re mad and don’t make me eat foods I don’t like. But do make me at least try them.
Help us stay alive.
Just one thing?
Could you laugh at my farts more?
Stop being so loud with dad in your bedroom at night so I can sleep.
Buy me a unicorn.
Don’t tell me I can’t because it makes me want to do it that much more!
Figure out how to turn bedtime into a dance party.
Gimme. Da. Choccy miwk.
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