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Why, am I in trouble or something?
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Don’t yell even when you’re mad and don’t make me eat foods I don’t like. But do make me at least try them.
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Help us stay alive.
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Just one thing?
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Could you laugh at my farts more?
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Stop being so loud with dad in your bedroom at night so I can sleep.

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Buy me a unicorn.
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Don’t tell me I can’t because it makes me want to do it that much more!
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Figure out how to turn bedtime into a dance party.
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Gimme. Da. Choccy miwk.

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