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I need to go to bed, Mom. I don’t have time for your nonsense.
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Stop farting!
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Give me $100 and take me to the candy store.
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My 12 year old "Do the chicken dance on the roof, jump off the roof, somersault onto the trampoline and jump onto the neighbors roof and do free running across the city." Me, "how will this make e a better parent?" 12 year old, "you’ll entertain me.”
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Get new curtains!
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Nothing mom. Just being there makes you the best mom. I love you.
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You kiss me too much. Stop it.
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I don’t know. I would miss you if you was different.
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Stop singing.
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Stop dancing because I hate to break it to you, but you DO NOT have the moves like Jagger!

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