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Fruit snacks. Open now.
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You’re not a very good ninja, you should practice more.
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Put more makeup on me and let me marry Daddy.
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Don’t fart in my room when I can’t fart in yours.
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You’re perfect mom, but I would like it if we had a sword fight sometimes.
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I’d tell you but then you’d probably start bawling.

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Mom the only way it gets better from here is if we buy an island, and play on the beach all day, looking for awesome seashells.
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Maybe don’t use your voice so much.
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Stop farting when you bend over.
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I have a teenager. I don’t dare ask.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing