Monthly Archives: February 2014

“You Been Getting Fatter, Boy?”

Lots of you have asked how it's been going since I came to you for help. Well, I was going to tell you in a long drawn out way, but you'll have to settle for this short, sweet, and to the point version instead.

Teenagers. Just Enjoy the Show.

After a friend made a very interesting remark about some teenagers across the room, I had to laugh and wonder why people don't get a few things about teens.

Slender, Young, Pretty Girls

Continued from yesterday. I want to give you a list of all the things I find attractive in a girl, and tell me honestly what that person looks like in your mind.

The Stories of The Shallow Man & The Five Very Pretty Girls

Let me tell you five incredibly short stories about one big bearded apparently shallow blogger man and five very pretty girls. Then you be the judge.

Grandmas Say the Darndest Things

Let's be honest, here. Old people can get away with saying just about whatever they want. And we applaud them for it. These are some of the funniest things ever said by old people.

This is Beautiful You

Every Sunday I take the photos of you and the people you love, and I share them here because, well, I think we're all pretty dang beautiful.

International Act Like a 7-Year Old Day!

In celebration of one of the most important birthdays in history, I made this list of everything we all must do today to make this world a whole lot more awesome. Participation is mandatory. Haha.

Faggot

I was having an incredible day at the ski resort. Then, one word that was yelled out in anger changed everything...

Let’s Just Get Naked

In my second marriage, we both really struggled feeling like our bodies weren't good enough for each other. And so, our therapist gave us a homework assignment I've never forgotten...

One of *Those* Hugs

Ever had one of *those* days where you needed one of *those* kinds of hugs? You know which kind of hug I'm talking about. Hint: it's not the normal kind.

This is Beautiful You

Every Sunday I take the photos of you and the people you love, and I share them here because, well, I think we're all pretty dang beautiful.

What Valentine’s Day Means to Me, *Single* Dad Laughing

It's my fourth year in a row single on Valentine's Day. After almost no thinking, this is what that means to me, I suppose.

How to Be a Better Parent… According to Small Children. Vol. 2

ALL NEW! We asked your children what the number one thing you could do to be a better parent was, and these 50 answers were enough to keep us all laughing! Hahaha.

So… You Want to Date a Single Dad.

So… you want to date a single dad, do you? I don’t blame you. Single dads are pretty dang awesome. But if you have your eye on one, there are a few things you should know about them.

In answer to the question that I get asked, well, never…

I honestly still can't decide if I love this or hate this.

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Big, Hairy, Grumbly Man

I just can't win in the manly contest. If I don't go with the same old same old, people say I look like a college freshman. As is evidenced by my "sick beard."

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If You Took a Hundred Scientists & Twenty Mathematicians…

Today I wrote a poem for and about all my ridiculous friends whom I love so much. I often look around at my groups of friends and think, "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"

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