Creeped out kid!

Driving by a cemetery my 3 year old daughter said "look at all the people". I told her there was no one there. She said they were "having a party". And this happened multiple times.
My son told me, "Mom, I love your eyes… I wish I could hold them in my hand.”
"Remember how before I was born, I was your great-grandma and I gave you orange candy?" – said by my then 3 year old. My great grandma would give me candy orange slices every time I’d visit. She died when I was 5.
I was playing with a 4 year old girl at my church, and she had opened this box that had plastic fraction tiles. She then glared at me and said that the number 1 was coming to get me, number 2 is about killing, and 10 is going to pull my eyes out. Then she laughed while glaring at me. So I put them away.
My oldest was 5 at the time: "I’m going to miss you when you die in the fire."
"Mummy when the dogs die don’t throw them out okay? I’m going to peel off their skin and feed them to my pet tigers I’m gonna get when I grow up. Dogs are meat, right?"
Him: "when I was a grown up I used to make my bed all the time." Me: "When you were a grown up?" Him: "yeah, that’s when I was big like Daddy. I was a firefighter and we always had to make our beds! Im not a grown up anymore though, I’m a kid again. But, someday I’ll be a grownup again."
My five year old routinely sleepwalks. One night I heard him starting to get up, so I went into his room to check on him. He looked at me blankly and said "mommy. The man says I have to kill you. But I can’t kill you. I love you. I don’t know what to do."
"Mom, I love you. I could just eat your eyeballs."
My six year old son was asleep in the car while we were driving and suddenly bolted upright and yelled, “Jesus just told me he is on his way to take one of us!”
I was at the grocery store and a small child in the cart in front of me suddenly pointed at me, tugged on her mom’s shirt, and said, “Mommy, that’s the guy from my dreams that killed Alex.” I didn’t know what to say.

Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!