Weird Confessions

We’re all normal.

And when I say normal, I mean that we are all crazy, and strange, and weird. And all that is normal. Believe me.

I myself have my oddities. I have weird things I do that nobody else knows about. And that got me to thinking. Would other people fess up and confess their own weirdnesses if I gave them an anonymous place to do it?

There was only one way to tell. So, I setup an anonymous form with only one question.

What is the weirdest thing you do that you never tell anyone else about?

Your answers have been making me feel weirdly normal ever since. All 5,000 of them (so far). Hahaha. Enjoy.

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While I’m watching movies alone in my bedroom, I like to get butt naked and crawl inside of a snuggie.
~Anonymous
02
I love the smell of my boyfriend, even when hes done working out. It’s like his sent is a drug to me. I sneek close when hes asleep just to smell him, it makes me sleep better. ~Anonymous
03
When I had no money for a bikini wax I started plucking my pubic hairs with tweezers and now I’m addicted. It’s been 4 years since I started. ~Anonymous
04
I have what I’ve dubbed my "hero complex". I’ll imagine everyday situations gone wrong, a car wreck, a holdup, or a bloody mishap. I swoop in and save the day and everyone’s lives. ~Anonymous
05
I love to gently tickle my back and my stomach while I pee, and when I’m done, I pinch the inside of my belly button and it makes me pee a little more! ~Anonymous
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I like to belt out the national anthem as loud as I can and pretend I’m singing at a baseball game. ~Anonymous
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I can never use the first stall in public restrooms. ~Anonymous
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When I eat pbjs (and only pbjs) I have to eat the crust before I can touch the inner part. ~Anonymous
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I like to play out relationships with my toys. Like Mr. Bear cheated on Mrs. Bear with Miss Bunnie. I have done this for as long as I can remember. My husband laughs at me. ~Anonymous
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When I go check the mail at night, I have to sprint to the mailbox and back so that creepy creepers don’t get me. I’m 39 and I live in probably the safest neighborhood in America. ~Anonymous

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Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 1.4 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!