Over on the Single Dad Laughing Facebook wall, I dared you all to do something. This was my post:
I dare you to, right this second, ask your small child (if you have one) what is the number one thing you could do better as a parent and post their word for word answer here!
I didn’t know what to expect, but your answers had me rollin’. Once again, your kids came through! Hahaha. And the best part is, there were enough hilarious answers to get a few posts out of it. Here’s the second one!
How to Be a Better Parent… According to Small Children. Vol. 2
Mom, sometimes I think you’re the only parent that knows what they’re doing.
He thought about it for around half a second and said, "You could go to a different house.”
Have more fun and ask Grandma how to cook.
Take a bath.
"Ummmm… Be more patient." When I said "aw thats cute" she said, "No, its not cute. It’s Not cute when you are not patient.”
Be Iron Man.
Why are you asking this? I can’t think because I have to poop.
That whole tiger as a pet thing is looking pretty good.
Stop watching the puppy while she poops, daddy! … It’s weird!!!
Umm… A pink one, be a pink mommy!!
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