Small kids

Over on the Single Dad Laughing Facebook wall, I dared you all to do something. This was my post:

I dare you to, right this second, ask your small child (if you have one) what is the number one thing you could do better as a parent and post their word for word answer here!

I didn’t know what to expect, but your answers had me rollin’. Once again, your kids came through! Hahaha. And the best part is, there were enough hilarious answers to get a few posts out of it. Here’s the third one!

How to Be a Better Parent… According to Small Children. Vol. 3

01
Well… You could finally take the Christmas tree down.
02
Make cake more often, it’s not just for birthdays mommy.
03
Well you could make Mac & Cheese more often…and stop kissing Dad it’s gross.
04
Be a pirate.
05
Don’t ask me questions while I’m on the toilet.
06
Just stop talking and get my vitamins.
07
Don’t yell and be naughty. Don’t drink so much diet coke and soda cause if it’s not good for little kids, it’s not good for grown-ups either!
08
You could try counting to 4 before I get in trouble for something. If you count to 4, maybe you will decide I’m not in trouble after all!
09
Um…. um…. maybe we should get a new mommy?
10
Get more babies.

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