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Vacuumed over the same piece of trash 100 times trying to suck it up instead of bending over to pick it up.
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The tupperware cupboard takes too much time to organize… so I just toss it in there quick and shut the door. My husband hates it.
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I once threw out every single dish, rubber maid, and piece of silverware in my house and bought all new ones just so I wouldn’t have to do dishes after being sick and nobody else in my house doing them the entire time I was sick.
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I hate mopping the floor. We had friends coming over for the Super Bowl, but instead of mopping I had my kids (ages 9 and 7) on their hands and knees wiping the kitchen floor with baby wipes! As I watched I called out, "You missed a spot! Oh, here’s another!" Lol.
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Play "waitress" to convince my 6 year old to do stuff for me, get mommy a glass of juice please, now get mommy a cookie, now I need a napkin, bring mommy her cell phone charger…
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I watched all 6 season of Sons of Anarchy in 8 days…. I have three children.
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I’ve thrown away shoes after my child stepped in dog poop because I was too lazy to clean it off.
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I set up the coffee pot the night before and I’ve trained the 5-year-old to go downstairs and turn it on in the morning.
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The 8-year-old knows how to pour the coffee when it’s done, put milk in it, and bring it to me without spilling. They know this is key to a mommy who gets up without growling at them.
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I had pizza delivered to a campsite.

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